Ask Peeves: the angry advice columnist.

• Sat, 23 Sep 2006 23:27:00 +0000

• Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

  Who better to answer one of the oldest philosophical questions than our own Peeves?

  
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• Sun, 17 Sep 2006 18:33:51 +0000

• How do I lose weight?

  Peeves offers weight loss advice to an overweight young lady.

  
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• Sun, 10 Sep 2006 21:10:21 +0000

• The cure for "penis poo" disease.

  Got a nasty disease? Dr. Peeves to the rescue!

  
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• Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:20:48 +0000

• The REAL reason Harry Potter fans should shut the hell up

  Nobody hates Harry Potter -- or suck ups -- as much as Peeves.

  
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• Mon, 28 Aug 2006 00:30:47 +0000

• I slept with my sister's boyfriend

  Peeves teaches you to know better in the first place.

  
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• Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:33:31 +0000

• How do I get laid?

  Want to get laid? Well then turn off your Disney fairy tale romance movies and get with the goddamn program, dimwit...

  
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• Wed, 26 Jul 2006 20:45:30 +0000

• Those whiny little Harry Potter fans

  Are you idiots trying to piss me off now? Bad mistake...

  
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• Thu, 20 Jul 2006 03:44:28 +0000

• You're pathetic (Hate mail)

  The insults you retarded ugly fucks send me are downright embarassing...

  
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• Sun, 16 Jul 2006 00:19:23 +0000

• One more idiot.

  Yes I get sick of dealing with your dullards. Do you even have to ask such a stupid question? ...

  
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• Tue, 04 Jul 2006 21:27:29 +0000

• How do I ask her to marry me?

  If it's a big painful ordeal for you to propose, then don't. How much easier can that be...

  
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